If you’re feeling bad about checking email from the Santa line, remember these finer American parenting moments.

Heene parents receive jail time for balloon boy stunt. At least they only pretended to put the kid in the balloon.

David Hasslehoff, DUI, Dad Under Influence.

Judge issues restraining order to protect Frances Bean from Courtney Love.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 pm and is filed under Parents Gone Wild!. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Responses are currently closed, but you can trackback from your own site.