1. Before meeting family for lunch at Orzo on W. 3rd, I straightened up my car for the valet. Like he’s going to whisper to my in-laws that I’m driving my purse, or something.
2. Double booking myself twice in one week. My personality is definitely splitting and so are brain cells.
3. Forgetting to pick up the kid. Fooled you… this has never happened. Not yet, anyway.
4. Leaving my purse at a restaurant. Thought the walk to the car felt unusually light after lunch.
5. My home is in chaos. The cleaning lady got a better job, the printer connected to the airport element doesn’t print, the dishwasher is ashy and we’re washing by hand and the ceiling fan in the bedroom just stopped working and the nights have been sweaty and sticky in all the not-so-great ways.

Will I take a break soon? Will my child defect to her friends’ more manicured homes? Will my husband just throw the dishes out the window one night instead of washing them?

Stay Tuned.

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