Although the “hand written” notes from fans at the newly redesigned Britney Spears site make me want to yank out her belly button ring with pliers, she’s one of my favorite parents.
Anyone who drives with her baby on her lap like he’s a chihuahua, shaves her head with tears streaming down her face and then walks into a tattoo parlor and enters rehab days later, makes me feel like Parent of the Year.
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When you have to work until 9 pm to get that client presentation ready for 9am the next morning and you miss your kid’s ballet recital, think, Britney.
As you’re driving 60 mph in a 35 trying to get to the daycare center by 6 p.m. and you get pulled over for a $300 ticket then you pay $1 a minute to angry 20 somethings waiting on you with an embarrassed kid, behold, Britney!
When you threaten to sell the little buggers to the gypsies and they believe you, viva, Britney!
Light a candle and hope that rehab rubs the wrong way.
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